I hate football.
There. I said it.
My oldest kiddo is in football camp at his high school. I tried to talk him out of it, but it fell on deaf ears (oh yeah, pun intended!). So here I am at Panera Bread each morning as I wait for him to sweat out two hours of hitting other guys. It’s a 20-minute/half hour drive each way, so it makes no sense for me to head back home after dropping him off.
When I picked him up yesterday, he was covered head-to-toe in sweat but had a huge smile on his face. He excitedly told me about the drills and how his neck hurt from craning it to see the interpreter while face-down during some exercise. He’s the only deaf kid at the camp, but there are two others in different grades.
“It was hell, Mom, but I loved it!” he said.
Did I tell you that I hate football?
I used to actually like it. Back in college, I would follow football on TV and actually sit next to the hubby and watch entire games. We even hooked up the tv in the bathroom and watched an entire playoff game when the Bears were playing– from the tub, complete with snacks and drinks. (What can I say, we were thin and in college back then! Mom, cover your eyes and don’t read this.)
Then along came Fantasy Football. The kids were little. I still liked football enough to help the hubby decide on a few players to play each Sunday. I listened to him as he agonized over the player’s fumbles, the low passing scores or an injured player. I celebrated when his wide receivers racked up yards and scored touchdowns. I even attended the Fantasy Football drafts to help the guys run the meetings.
Good gosh.
As the boys became older, the hubby sucked them right into football. The youngest kiddo dog-eared his favorite football book to the point it fell apart in two. He could tell you which helmet belonged to which team and one year, he was fixated on the Maimi Dolphins and received a Dolphins headrest for his bed. We’ve got Raider pillows and another bedrest for the oldest kiddo featuring some green team. (That’s how much I don’t follow football anymore, I can’t tell you the name of the team even though I pass by his bed every morning.)
The oldest kiddo played football in eighth grade. I went to a few games and cringed every time I saw him slam into another kid. I know why I hate football, it just seems so brutal to me now and I hate seeing the guys hit into each other. Plus, I’m afraid my kid is gonna get hurt. Or hurt someone else.
So this fall, I plan to attend the football games with my dark sunglasses on.
Perhaps I can weasle in nap time during the games.